"Wanna ride a bike?"

Courtesy of my friend Jess H, who never fails to trip me out and cheer me up when I talk to her on the phone.

Love that girl.... Poor thing broke her leg and crashed her car(unrelated incidents) and was still busy drinking champagne and making chocolate chip cookies when I last talked to her-at least I think it was her-this drunken gay talkshow host personality kept breaking in... But that's half the fun of talking to her-there's always more of her than meets the eye and you never know what kind of mood will take her or where you will end up, although there will usually be hordes of large drooling mens there, and tequila.

Last time we were together we ended up dancing naked in front of the mirror after trying on all kinds of sexyass clothes, like the slinky white lace negligee that she was going to wear to my wedding-OH MY GODDESS! It's a good thing I didn't get married after all, because she'd've knocked y'all out with all that yummy breastliness.

What a girl.

I'm taking her to her doc for a bone scan on monday.